What…or who…is Izak?

IZAK

The cutest, bitey-est little performing chihuahua you ever did see. An attention-hungry jackass with a heart of gold. Main character syndrome in human form. Raised on Green Day, Flogging Molly, and Sun Records-era rockabilly, Izak began playing ukulele as a solo project back in 2024—but it gets lonely being alone, you know? So, in his infinite wisdom and mercy, he decided to bring aboard guitarist Mark Bolohan and drummer Austin Liczbinski. With their powers combined, the trio creates a tasty blend of acoustic rock, folk punk, ska, and even a little jazz.

MARK

Mark Bolohan burned down thirty years ago this very day…although there are those who say that on a clear night, when the moon is full, you can still hear him out there, wondering if you’re mad at him. One time, as a child, his parents rented the Beatles movie “Help!” and he’s had a guitar in his hands ever since. With influences ranging from Bob Dylan to Sonny Sharrock, Mark enjoys finding that delicate balance between tasteful harmonies and completely unhinged, off-the-wall absurdity—as well as a nice scotch.

AUSTIN

Function, form, flexibility—Austin Liczbinski does it all. After years of research and development, we bring you the latest and greatest in time-keeping, beat-making, ass-kicking technology. Programmed with a diverse range of instruments and musical tastes, this new model now comes equipped with the Drums & Percussion attachment, a welcome addition to the celebrated Guitar, Bass, & Piano plug-ins. Austin works as well for folk, rock, and pop as they do for technical death metal. Optional Eye Candy feature available upon request. ALL SALES FINAL: no returns or exchanges accepted.

CONTACT

Email: izak.detroit@gmail.com